Zero Proof

Virgin Piña Colada

Pineapple juice and cream of coconut blended with ice, made a little richer with cream and milk: the Piña Colada without the rum.

Strength
No alcohol
Calories
≈ 351
Glass
Hurricane glass
Method
Blended

The recipe

How to make it

  1. 1Put everything in a blender with ice.
  2. 2Blend until smooth.
  3. 3Pour into a chilled hurricane glass.

Garnish: A pineapple wedge and a cherry.

Variations: olive makes it with 75 ml pineapple juice, 50 ml coconut cream, the juice of a lime, apple juice, sugar syrup and a dash of almond extract. The simplest version is the Piña Colada with the rum left out.

Difford’s calls it a Temperance Piña Colada: 4 oz pineapple, 1½ oz cream of coconut, ¾ oz each whipping cream and whole milk.

The ratio

5½ : 2 : 1 : 1

In parts, a Virgin Piña Colada is 5½ pineapple, 2 coconut, 1 cream and 1 milk. Change one part and you have a cousin; the closest are below.

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