Calories ranking

The Highest-Calorie Cocktails

The top 26 of the 206 classic cocktails on Mixxing, ranked by estimated calories in one serving.

Number one

Eggnog

612 · Creamy & After-Dinner

Average

190

across all 206 drinks

How we count

Estimated for one drink made to its recipe at typical strengths, with the water the ice adds. Alcohol at 7 calories a gram, sugars at 4. Our method

Alcohol carries 7 calories a gram and sugar 4, so big drinks that are both strong and sweet rank high, and cream and egg add more. The Ramos Fizz, with cream and egg white, tops the list.

#DrinkStrengthStd. drinksCaloriesSugar
1EggnogCreamy & After-Dinner · Brandy8.5%1.3561244.0 g
2BushwackerCreamy & After-Dinner · Rum7.3%1.3952664.3 g
3HurricaneTiki & Punches · Rum12.7%2.7142337.6 g
4Ramos FizzHighballs & Fizzes · Gin5.9%1.0140021.1 g
5PainkillerTiki & Punches · Rum7.1%1.3534234.0 g
6ZombieTiki & Punches · Rum17.8%2.8333011.1 g
7White RussianCreamy & After-Dinner · Vodka21.1%1.6932314.4 g
8Rum RunnerTiki & Punches · Rum14.7%1.8432127.8 g
9Fog CutterTiki & Punches · Rum13.0%2.5231413.3 g
10Irish CoffeeCreamy & After-Dinner · Whiskey9.0%1.133025.4 g
11Navy GrogTiki & Punches · Rum12.3%2.0327920.0 g
12Long Island Iced TeaHighballs & Fizzes · Vodka16.4%1.6927527.0 g
13Industry SourSours · Fernet-Branca14.5%1.5927128.0 g
14Tommy’s MargaritaSours · Tequila12.7%1.3526828.4 g
15Piña ColadaTiki & Punches · Rum9.6%1.1326723.9 g
16Singapore SlingTiki & Punches · Gin7.7%1.2726527.6 g
17IBA TikiTiki & Punches · Rum8.7%1.6526320.6 g
18MudslideCreamy & After-Dinner · Vodka15.5%1.3025719.7 g
19Mulled WineWine & Bubbles · Red wine12.5%1.4325626.1 g
20AlexanderCreamy & After-Dinner · Brandy13.1%1.0524811.4 g
=21Mai TaiTiki & Punches · Rum14.5%1.6924217.2 g
=21Queen’s Park SwizzleTiki & Punches · Rum20.1%2.072429.5 g
23Gunshop FizzHighballs & Fizzes · Peychaud’s bitters7.7%1.1824029.5 g
24Ranch WaterHighballs & Fizzes · Tequila13.3%2.032378.0 g
=25Passion Fruit MartiniFruity & Up · Vodka11.0%1.5223521.1 g
=25Three Dots and a DashTiki & Punches · Rum16.3%1.7923514.5 g

“=” marks a tie. Estimates for one drink made to the recipe shown; brands, pours and ice change the numbers. A U.S. standard drink is 14 g of alcohol.

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